Cartoon of the Day - Roy Delgado

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" I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years - - - if my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "

 - Henny Youngman

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" Life is a near-death experience. "

George Carlin

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' Honesty is the key to a relationship - - - If you can fake that, you're in. "

- Richard Jeni