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" His pants were so tight, one time he crossed his legs and he had to go to the hospital ! "
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" My new pants are 100% Virgin wool. They HAVE to be . . . . the legs keep trying to cross. "
Thanks to Milton Berle for both of
these gems, wherever he is. . . .
- Peter Plum
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