Cartoon of the Day - Roy Delgado

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From the blokes across the pond, I've learned

the following tidbits:

A foreigner walked over to an Englishman and

asked, "Could you tell me where the British Museum is ?"

The Englishman said, "I could. "

Then he walked on.

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The British never say hello on the telephone.

They ask, " Are you there? " If you're not there,

no reason to go on with the conversation !

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" Nuf sed . "

Peter Plum