Satire - New Yorker cover art

Here is a cover of the New Yorker magazine which you will most probably never see published . . . . but you never know . . .  You'll probably never see it, but I think if they really had a sense of humor, they would publish it !

But, what the hell do I know ? . . .  if I'm so smart, why ain't I rich ?

I guarantee, it would fly off the newsstand.  A real talking point . . . especially the comedians . . .  I can see it now on all the talk shows . . " Man, did you see the cover of The New Yorker ? " . . . , On Letterman . . . Even Hannity on the other side would talk about it, maybe O'Reilly . . . .

Push the envelope, New Yorker, laugh at yourselves, don't take yourself so seriously, lighten up . . . we're all weirdos in someone else's eyes . . . .

Take Chicago, just by itself . . . Blagojevich, Tony Rezko, Jeremiah Wright, Father Ph-ph-f - f-Pfleger, the new poddy-mouth *%#@ mayor, Billy Ayers and his wife, pencil doodler P.Byrnes ( Sorry, no first name or middle initial ), ALL main street people you'd love to invite to your next barbeque, right ?

You could do this with any city, sure, but today, m'man, it's your turn in the barrel.

It's only a magazine . . .

many times mis-directed . . .

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" If people knew how hard I work to gain my mastery,

it would not seem so wonderful at all. "

MICHAELANGELO 1475-1564

ITALIAN PAINTER AND SCULPTOR

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" Pencils are for doodlers, real men use home-made india ink or home-made oil paints. "

Michael Angelo Schwartz-Lipschitz

b. 1979

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