Cartoon of the Day - Roy Delgado

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" Miss, would you care for a cigarette ? "

" Sorry, but I don't smoke. "

" How about a drink ? "

" I never drink. "

" Dinner ? "

" I don't eat dinner. "

" You don't drink, smoke, or eat - - - 

what do you do about sex ? "

" About six I have tea and a scone. "

Thanks to Milton Berle

( Milton Berle's private Joke File )

THREE RIVERS PRESS

NEW YORK

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"SOMETIMES, WE HAVE TO FAKE IT. "

Peter Plum Jr.

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" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF."

Joe Doaks

"YESTERDAY, JOAN RIVERS PASSED AWAY, MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE.

WE ALL LOST A GREAT HUMORIST, PIONEER AND FUNNY PERSON!

GOSH, SHE WAS FUNNY !  WILL MISS HER."

NUF SED. "

-Peter Plum