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Happy Birthday, Marine Corps !
Semper Fi, Mac.
THE TWO BEST THINGS THAT EVER
HAPPENED IN MY LIFE . . .
( Actually, TWO of the best FIVE things
that ever happened in my life. )
" Number three, four and five were
my three children, Lisa, Lynne and Louis. "
We were married January 31, 1959
( Still Very Happily Married )
I'd rather be LUCKY than GOOD.
Luckily, most of my life, I've been BOTH.
Some of my BEST friends are IRISH.
Sometimes it's hard to be humble, just ask the
New Yorker Pencil Cartoonist . . . the very modest,
but sometimes blowhard, Patricia Burns.
The worst part about the sap is, she's from
Chicago, "YES WE CAN", Illinois. One of the most
politically-corrupt long time Democrat-run (Most Governors serving prison time) places in the United States.
In a recent poll, Chicago was voted SECOND TO LAST in cities you'd like to live in and raise a family ( Black OR White ), only DETROIT was actually LAST, ( surprised ?).
Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are from Chicago,
Honestly, my BEST MAN, TOM KOZAK is from Chicago !
You've heard THAT one before . . .
Like: " Some of my best friends are black . . . '
or SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE JEWS or POLACKS or Mexicans, or Left-Wingers or Right-Wingers, Anarchists,
Communists, NRA Lifetime Members, etc., ad infinitum.
. . . or as " Costanza said in SEINFELD
a few years back in one episode where they were discussing
Gays and to clear the air so no one would think
someone here was a Homophobe , Costanza quickly says
right in the middle of the conversation . . .
Instead of coming out with the old cliche:
' Look, some of my best friends are Gay . . . ' ,
He blurts out:
" NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING
WRONG WITH BEING . . .
LOOK, MY FATHER WAS GAY ! "
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" You can't make this stuff up.
( Actually, you C A N ! "
-PETER PLUM
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" I'd rather be lucky than good ! "
- JAMES STONE Jr.
Nationally-Known Showcard artist
Gold-Leaf Lettering Master Journeyman, Sign Painter.
Washington D.C.
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" Whether you believe you can do something or not,
You are right !
HENRY FORD
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" NUF SED. "
Peter Plum
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" Be careful what you believe. "
- Roy Delgado
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