Cartoon of the day - 18341 - Doctors

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" Never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions you have no respect. "

Annonymous

Whale Cartoon of the Day - Roy Delgado

One of my favorites.

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" A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. "

is one of my favorite sayings.  A lot there in that sentence.  Google it up, interesting comments and viewpoints.

As for me, having my own business for 26 years and hiring and firing a few people, I learned a lot on that phrase.  People who ALMOST knew how to operate a crane, but didn't know all of the safety precautions almost caused someone their life.

Nuf sed.

Cartoon of the Day - Roy Delgado 18298

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I love Steve Martin . . . here's one of his one-liners from a while back.

" I started a grease fire at McDonald's . . . threw a match in the cook's hair. "

Steve Martin 

Cartoon of the week - Roy Delgado

12907 Cartoon of the day - Roy Delgado

This cartoon was sold to Barron's a couple years ago . . . they used to send you a couple gratis copies when the cartoon was in print . . . but since the economy changed a few years ago, everybody tightened the belt and a lot of people lost their jobs and now the editors found out that legally they don't HAVE to send copies, so they stopped doing it, as did Cortlandt Forum and a a whole lot of others also stopped sending you the copies or tear sheets.

Welcome to the New World of Publishing. No more Mr. Nice Guy . . .   They do it, because they CAN DO IT.

Next thing, Mitch and Murray are sending down Blake, a real bastard from downtown to read us the riot act . . . .

First Prize, The Cadillac, 2nd Prize, a set of Steak Knives . .  3rd prize, we're fired. 

In case anyone out there has NOT seen the Glen Garry Glen Ross film about a pressure cooker real estate office in New York City, starring Jack Lemon, al Pacino and Alec Baldwin, see it immediately.

  It almost earned an Academy Award for Alec Baldwin, who plays a  real bastard sales manager named " Blake". (  One of the best films of all time for me. )  A Bastard with a capital "B". 

GUN CONTROL WORKS

Yes, gun control works, these despots proved it.  It works, it ALWAYS works . . NEVER it DOESN'T work, period.  It's a FACT.

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Tomorrow, back to cartooning, today, just a reminder, to VOTE in the presidential election.

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" There are more nut jobs than there are nuts."

Pat Burns

Wannabe india ink Drawer

18271 - New Yorker Cartoon ? Just Kidding. - Roy Delgado

New Yorker ?  You tell me. 

In the old days you might call this a WEAK gag . .  or maybe even CORNY . . .  NOW, you just call it gossamer ( That is, IF you've decided to publish it, and you are trying to explain it to some irate readers' mail ) . . .  . . flimsy, light, like the morning flimsy, tansparent cobwebs you see on the grass early in the morning ?  PLEASE. PLEASE.

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" There are none so blind as those who will not see. "

Unknown

( One of my favorites, applies to the 20% of the idealogues and zealots on BOTH sides of the political aisle . . . we ALL know some )

18204 - Cartoon of the Day - Roy Delgado

I guess down deep inside, I'm really a lover of slapstick .  You can call it low-brow if it makes you feel better, but, but, I KNOW that anyone who looks at this cartoon will either break out into a giggle, break out into a loud belly laugh and to some, a definate  knee slapper.

Whether it's in good taste, it depends who the audience is . . . Reminds me of a chiropractor I once had . . .

Nuf sed.

Anyway, let's see what " HEF " thinks about it, it'll go out in the next batch to Playboy, next week . . I can at least TRY, right ?

It ought to be against the law to have as much fun as I'm having !

G'Day !

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11968 - Cartoon of the week - Roy Delgado

 I like cartoons about yesteryear, history, kings, jesters . . . it would have been a fun time to live . . I think I would have done well as a jester for the king . . . unfortunately, if I didn't keep him laughing, I think that guy in the cartoon would have been me . . .  

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" Look at every obstacle as an opportunity. "

Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Psychotherapist, Philosopher, Mentor

Cartoon of the week - Roy Delgado

There's nothing like nepotism at work, I'm sure most of us have been victims of the crime . . . or have seen partisanship displaying its ugly head at work . . . eventually the great day comes when the last relative goes off to into the sunset . . .

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" A real friend

is one who walks in

when the rest of the world

walks out. "

Walter Winchell, 1879-1972

AMERICAN JOURNALIST

Wisdom - Thought of the day

" Let a person alter his thoughts and he will be astonished at the rapid transformation it will effect in the material conditions in his life. "

 - James Allen