Plum Loco Comic of the Day -

When it's my turn to go, I want to be buried with 20,000 New Yorker rejection slips in my casket.  ( Maybe a few wadded up and stuffed in my mouth ? )  Nice and simple, not complicated.  I want Jeramiah Wright to do the eulogy and Father P-h-f-f-fleger to assist and I want Blago Blagojevich, Bill Ayers, Cass Sustein, Van Jones, Bernadette Dorn and Anita Dunn to be my pallbearers.  Oh yes, and bury me with my cold dead fingers wrapped around my Glock.  G'Day !

PETER PLUM