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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Roy Delgado - Family and United States Marine Corps Ball - - Nov. 10, 1958 -


This is yours truly on the top and my three children.  I started taking this pose with the three kids on a lawn chair when they were about 4-7 years  old and I would update it with the same pose usually about every 5 years or so . . . I still have the photos somewhere.  It got harder and harder, not only because as they left the nest, it'd slip my mind to get around to do it and also, I noticed I had to start buying longer and heavier-duty lawn chairs !



Rumaging through some old photos someone asked to send, I found this one . . . taken at my girlfriend's apartment on 16th Street, N.W. in Washington, D.C. - - It's very dear to me and this time was probably the happiest days of my life.

I had met Betty Daniels, who was literally the girl living next door and it went from there.  I was stationed at Marine Barracks, 8th & Eye Streets S.E., 200 yards from the Navy Yard.

Marine Barracks in Washington, D.C. was actually a showplace . . . Everyone, all 500 marines there were of ceremonial stature . . . all were between 5'-10"  to  6'-3", no overweights or extemely thin people were allowed . . . no glasses in rank . . . reason, so that the platoons, when standing in rank were extremely all neat and straight . . . the man next to you may only be 1/4 " taller or shorter than you . . . uniformity and neatness . . like clones.

The Base there was home to The U.S Marine Corps Institute, where I worked as an artist located in the Navy Yard . It was a both a  correspondence school and a guard unit where we designed, wrote and illustrated courses for marines throughout the world. We had four artists, really talented and creative and we illustrated the various technical and training manuals with black and white ink drawings mostly.  The courses varied vastly from a sketching course to bayonet fighting, knife fighting, Tank warfare, etc.

The base also was home to the elite world famous U.S. Marine silent drill team, which you may have seen on television.  It also housed the U.S. Marine band and the official U.S. Presidential Guard.  This is the guard that stands at the White House and has the helicopter, Marine One to ferry the President around to Andrews Air Force Base or wherever.  Our unit also is dispached to Camp David to protect the President whenever he is visiting there on vacation or has a visitor there.

The base is the oldest post in the Marine Corps, the same red brick buildings, with manicured lawns ( Since 1880 ) sits proudly there.  It is only one square block in size and houses only 500 marines. 

Because of  limited housing space on the base, Many non-commissioned-officers, like myself lived off post in apartments and houses.  It was a coincidence that a  three-story townhouse with 7 marines living in it would be next-door to a townhouse with seven single girls living there, all mostly looking for each another but really didn't know it.

The Marine Barracks, consisting of the offices complex, post exchange, cafe, gym and marching field also was the home of the Commandant's mansion.  And right next door in a line were four brick houses, each a home to a general who were assigned to pentagon duties or worked elswhere in the city.

Betty and I had met in June of 1958, we became best friends, started going steady and in January 30, 1959 we married.

I've been in love with the same woman for 51 years - - - If my wife ever finds out about it, she'll kill me !

Actually, I borrowed that line from Henny Youngman, one of my favorite comedians.

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" Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. "

- Abraham Lincoln

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The better half, Betty

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I made up my mind up a long time ago. You get what you expect.  Life is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I found out that you can go to the storehouse of abundance ( which actually exists and is real in life ) with a steamshovel . . . OR you can go there with a sieve . . . or a teaspoon . . . you don't want much ? Life will oblige you,  it's all  "self-service"  . . . You don't want anything ? That's Great !  That'll leave more for someone else that can use it or give it away if he doesn't want it . . .  . . . Life doesn't CARE whether you succeed or not. It is up to you, not your government.

Your "entitlements" are simply life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness . . . actually, these are "rights". ( AT LEAST IN AMERICA, THAT IS. )

If you are given lemons, make lemonade and shut up. You are either part of the problem, or part of the solution.

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" What is success ?  To laugh often and much.  To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children.  To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends.  To appreciate beauty.  To find the best in others.  To leave the world a bit better , whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition.
To know even one life breathed easier because you have lived; this is to have succeeded. "

Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1803-1882
AMERICAN ESSAYIST AND POET

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I've got mine.

( Making the New Yorker will just be gravy, that's all. ) 

You've got yours to get.

Remember . . . Be careful what you believe.

Signed: Roy Delgado aka Peter Plum

( I probably shoulda been a preacher., NO, not like Jim Jones. )

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Monday, December 5, 2011

Surfing cartoon


" Democrats are gas, Republicans are brakes and everyone else is a bump in the road. "

Jason Love

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" Personally, I'm against practical jokes.  Too often they get elected to office. "

Henny Youngman

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" We have a two-party system.  One party wins the election, and the other tells us about the mistake we made for the next four years. "

 Tommy Koenig

Friday, November 25, 2011

Robotic Golf Cartoon 17665a - Roy Delgado




" He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes . . . he who noes NOT ask a question remains a fool forever. "

Chinese axiom

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" While we consider when to begin,
it becomes too late. "

Latin proverb

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

18029 Cartoon of the month


A timely cartoon for these times we are living in . . . look, I've got nothing against gays, some of my best friends are gay . . . my FATHER was gay !

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" If there were nothing wrong in this world,
there wouldn't be anything for us to do. "

George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950
IRISH DRAMATIST, ESSAYIST AND CRITIC

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Satire, Gag ReCap Sipress, NYer Cartoonist



If you notice, the drawing is in faux-Mankoff style and signed in a Mankoff style signature: " Delgado "

 Yes, Actually you CAN draw like Cypress . . er-r-r Sipress . . that is IF, IF you happen to break your popsicle stick J-U-S-T right ! . . .  ( before dipping it into the india ink . . . )

You can't draw LIKE Cyprus, but you CAN,  draw IN Cyprus, they have a growing art colony there, it's actually The REPUBLIC OF CYPRUS . . . a EurAsian island in the  eastern Mediterranean, east of Greece, south of Turkey and west of Syria . . .

Now CYPRESS is a totally different thing . . it's actually ITALIAN CYPRESS you hear so much about, a great evergreen shrub popular with landscapers . .  

Actually, seriously, SIPRESS is a New Yorker cartoonist who "fits" the mold of a New Yorker cartoonist . . . unique, original, wacky ( to me ), and generally  with great gags . . . and to the unsophisticated he
APPEARS to look like he has no drawing  talent, I said he APPEARS to have no drawing talent . . . .  BUT, remember, things are not always as they appear to be . . .  this is actually the source of philosophy . . . that things are not always as they appear to be . . .

I once hired a plumber to do some cabinetwork in my house . . . didn't work out . . . 

 I envy Sipress . . . the writing is so great that the drawing evidentally doesn't matter . . . so they quickly tell you . . . BUT, BUT, BUT if this is true, WHY, WHY, WHY did such great well written successful iconic comic legends like Li'l Abner, Superman, Doonesbury, Boondocks and even The Simpsons  . . . go on to VASTLY IMPROVE the finish product by hiring "BETTER" artists once it is found to be a "HOT"product that is in demand . . . . We all know why . . .  it is just difficult, apparently, for some egos to admit it.  It  . . . and there are still some that will not admit IT, they actually really believe that the drawing does not matter . . . oh, really  . . . What are you, nuts ?

There are none so blind than those that will not see.

To thine own self, be true.

Nuf sed.

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" I cannot give you the formula for success,
but I can give you the formula for failure - - -
which is: try to please everybody. "

Herbert Bayard Swope, 1882-1958
AMERICAN NEWSPAPER EDITOR

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Gotta say, ole Herbie had a point . . . although it is natural to want to please people, and there is nothing wrong with that, it only becomes your problem when you become OVERLY CONCRNED when you cannot please someone . . . .

Roy Delgado

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" You must understand the whole of life, not just
one little part of it.  that is why you must read,
that is why you must look at the skies, that is why
you must sing and dance, and write poems, and suffer;
and understand, for all that is life. "

Jiddu Krishnamurti, 1865-1986
INDIAN THEOSOPHIST

The GAG RECAP has ceased publication after the recent death of Bill Keough, it's publisher and editor.  He did a great job with it and we all miss his wit.



Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Emilio Sgueglio ( Captain Marvel ), Helene Parsons, Roy Delgado/ Bunny Hoest's Cartoonists Bash- 2011



Lower left is Emilio Sgueglio, who drew the famed golden age super hero Captain Marvel comic character . . . one of my favorites because all us kids in the neighborhood liked him because he was more realistic in many ways . . .

Behind him is gagwriter extraordinaire, Helene Parsons . . .  and then yours truly with my arm on Emilio's shoulder . . . and the handle of Emilio's wheelchair poking me in the heart. ( I felt no pain actually as the first double Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Sour mash Tennessee whiskey had begun to do its work . . .

It felt great to be around the many legends in the gathering . . . I believe in osmosis and every time I attend one of these, I feel better and when I get back home behind the ole drawing board, I know I'm a better cartoonist . . . it shows . . . and I believe it . . . and you gotta be careful what you believe, right ?



Here's a quickie pencil sketch Emilio drew in my trusty sketchbook I carry around for moments just like this . . .  priceless . . .
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" The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. "

FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT, 1869-1959
AMERICAN ARCHITECT